Disclaimer For Those Who Use Google Translate

It has been brought to my attention that if you read my blog using Google Translate you may have seen some off colored language. Trust me, the Russian is not translated that way. Google translate obviously has some issues with their translation program. I wish I had time to sue Google for lying and totally misinterpreting my writing, making me look like something I am not. For now, I'm just going to write in English more often. (Thanks Jodi, for letting me know.)